This week the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, inflatable slide for sale announced his official conversion to the religion of Islam. Michael told reporters that, “Allah has promised me a new nose. That’s so sweet (giggle).” When contacted in California, where he was busy promoting a new kosher wine called My Father’s Vineyard, and asked [...]
Mahone Speaks
Recently I had the opportunity of spending an hour or so of quality time with a professional sadist. “You won’t feel a thing,” he snickered, picking up one heavy gauge hypodermic needle, which he regarded disdainfully before replacing it on the tray and picking up a bigger, longer needle. I had originally procured Dentist X’s [...]
Through diligent research on UFO web sites, Paxety Pages reporter Mahone Dunbar has uncovered an undoctored photo of Governor Palin, her husband, and their new child. As the undoctored photo reveals, the child is actually an alien hybrid. Speaking inflatable obstacle course of the photo of the child Trig (whose actual name is Trig 1178) [...]
A Reality Orientation Questionnaire For Leftists And Other Whiners I was listening to NPR last Sunday (with the same intent that the pre-WWII Jews in Germany monitored Nazi radio programs), when I heard some idiot aging ‘punk rocker’ who was receiving some kind of an award from a Humanist church (?) sing an inspirational heartfelt [...]
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