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Jacko announces conversion

Jesus rejoices

Jesus rejoices

This week the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, announced his official conversion to the religion of Islam. Michael told reporters that, “Allah has promised me a new nose. That’s so sweet (giggle).”

When contacted in California, where he was busy promoting a new kosher wine called My Father’s Vineyard, and asked to respond to the news, Jesus said, “Whoooo Hooooo! It’s a great day for Christianity,” then did a triple back flip across the lawn .

Update – Al Qaeda welcomes Jacko.

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  • Abu Tito November 24, 2008, 1:44 pm

    Dammit Mahone – you too will be absorbed by Allah. My brother has finally seen the light, and I don’t mean his skin color

  • Mahone November 24, 2008, 8:10 pm

    Abu: You don’t mean his skin color? What IS his skin color? BTW, if I haven’t mentioned it before, do you realize that Jacko has a fixation of Peter Pan — so, next time you look at his latest nose, realize it was modeled to resemble the little up-turned triangular nose of the Disney cartoon of Peter Pan. He is an extremely weird dude. Glad he didn’t fixate on Betty Boop.

  • Steve November 24, 2008, 11:01 pm

    who ugly grl with jesus

  • Mahone November 25, 2008, 12:00 am

    Steve: Who is ugly girl? Here’s a clue: take Janet Jackson, lop off her nose, then attach a small decorative penis between her legs and give her a proclivity for sleeping with small boys. There, you should have your answer.

  • Joan November 25, 2008, 12:19 am

    u repukes are jealous of any successful person of African descent

  • Mahone November 25, 2008, 9:08 am

    Joan: Jesus is not of African descent.

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