This week the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, announced his official conversion to the religion of Islam. Michael told reporters that, “Allah has promised me a new nose. That’s so sweet (giggle).”
When contacted in California, where he was busy promoting a new kosher wine called My Father’s Vineyard, and asked to respond to the news, Jesus said, “Whoooo Hooooo! It’s a great day for Christianity,” then did a triple back flip across the lawn .
Update – Al Qaeda welcomes Jacko.