Jacko announces conversion
Jesus rejoices
This week the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, announced his official conversion to the religion of Islam. Michael told reporters that, “Allah has promised me a new nose. That’s so sweet (giggle).”
When contacted in California, where he was busy promoting a new kosher wine called My Father’s Vineyard, and asked to respond to the news, Jesus said, “Whoooo Hooooo! It’s a great day for Christianity,” then did a triple back flip across the lawn .
Update – Al Qaeda welcomes Jacko.
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Dammit Mahone – you too will be absorbed by Allah. My brother has finally seen the light, and I don’t mean his skin color
Abu: You don’t mean his skin color? What IS his skin color? BTW, if I haven’t mentioned it before, do you realize that Jacko has a fixation of Peter Pan — so, next time you look at his latest nose, realize it was modeled to resemble the little up-turned triangular nose of the Disney cartoon of Peter Pan. He is an extremely weird dude. Glad he didn’t fixate on Betty Boop.
who ugly grl with jesus
Steve: Who is ugly girl? Here’s a clue: take Janet Jackson, lop off her nose, then attach a small decorative penis between her legs and give her a proclivity for sleeping with small boys. There, you should have your answer.
u repukes are jealous of any successful person of African descent
Joan: Jesus is not of African descent.