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Lehamic’s World – Barack’s Green Energy

Obama's Green Energy


Stung by accusations that his ideas for “green energy” sources are merely useless generalizations and empty rhetoric, Senator Barack Obama (D-Il) today announced his endorsement of a bio-friendly method of conveyance (which already has a proven track record in Mexico) that not only uses organic fuel sources which it changes into harmless gases and handy inflatable slide lumps of fertilizer, but, when it’s usefulness is past and it is disposed of, is itself biodegradable.  Democrats and other progressive thinkers around the country immediately hailed Obama’s plan as a great leap forward for America.

{ 8 comments… add one }
  • Steve September 18, 2008, 9:21 pm

    cute horsy, everbody smiling

  • Quatro September 19, 2008, 12:47 am

    These are teh best Obama ears I’ve seen. Green energy my ass.

  • John Wayne September 19, 2008, 11:19 pm

    Pilgrim, your boy needs to be ridin’ sidesaddle.

  • Mahone September 19, 2008, 11:44 pm

    Steve, you’d be smiling too if you were putting one over on the American public like Obama is doing.

  • Mahone September 19, 2008, 11:45 pm

    Quatro: thanks. A lot of people don’t realize that those ears were genetically engineered for him at Area 54.

  • Mahone September 19, 2008, 11:46 pm

    John Wayne: If Barack Hussein Obama has is way with us, we’ll all be riding side saddle.

  • frontman September 21, 2008, 12:35 pm

    You people are racists who can’t accept the idea that you are going to be ruled by an African-American. It’s time for you Americans to be taught a lesson in humility.

  • Mahone September 22, 2008, 2:08 am

    Frontman, what do you mean by “You people?” Sounds like you got more than a little racial bigotry in you to me. Obama is an African-American? I thought he was black. Or half-black, actually. BTW, do you know if Obama has a cool street name or not? Or if he’s ever been featured on Cops?

    As far as his teaching Americans a lesson in humility, do you mean Obama will treat us like he does his humble half-brother (who is actually African you might note) who lives in a shack with no running water, no electricity, and makes the equivalent of about twelve dollars a year. Gee, what a thoughtful and caring guy Obama is. I think The Obama is capable of seeing that everyone in America experiences the same joy and prosperity as his African brother.

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