A review of Behold A Pale Horse, William Cooper, Light Technology Publishing, 1991
Author William Cooper is a darling among the extreme faction of the UFO cult. Behold A Pale Horse is his underground magnum opus that presents “documentation” that UFOs are not only here, but have had a long-standing treaty with the United States government. The point of said contract is to trade humans to the aliens, to use for food or as Guinea pigs, in exchange for technology. The whole deal is somehow tied into conspiracies that go back thousands of years and involve every clandestine group known to mankind. In a nutshell – with the emphasis on “nut” – this is what Cooper maintains.
Jeez, with a book this bad, this intellectually flaccid . . . Where to start?
First up, Mr. Cooper begins by taking cheap shots at his detractors, and former disgruntled-business partners, using one-sided arguments and character assassination like a blunt cleaver. If nothing else, any reasonable person should proceed from this point with trepidation and an awareness that they are not dealing with a socially well-adjusted individual. He refers (p.21) to a pair of his former business partners as ” two old has-been actors turned con men,” and implies that they are thieves and liars. One can only wonder why, if they are so bad, he decided to associate with them in the first place. Bad judgment? Or birds of a feather? Later (p. 231), and with no apparent awareness of irony, he accuses UFO magazine publisher Vicki Cooper (no relation) of engaging in character assassination. William Cooper should know character assassination when he sees it. It is a sub-text in Behold A Pale Horse and is constantly employed in an attempt to undermine the credibility of his detractors.
A point by point refutation of William Cooper’s blather would result in terminal tedium for the reader of this review; as for this reviewer, I have guns in the house and have had fits of depression, so must be careful least the monumental task of recounting Mr. Cooper’s logic faults and contradictory statements drives me to do myself harm. So I will summarize, and give a limited number of examples of his mental ennui.
The moon has greenery upon it, and a breathable atmosphere; hence man can walk its surface without a spacesuit. (p. 221)
He recounts a series of random acts of violence (p. 225), such as mass shootings, then infers – with no substantiation – that all perpetrators where current or former mental patients who were on Prozac and had brain implants. The latter can be proven by exhumation of the bodies, he suggests. (And how likely is it that a mental patient would be on Prozac?)
He posits (p. 220) that the book and television documentary Alternative 3 –created by the BBC and broadcast on April 1 as an April’s fool joke – is a reality. Among other things, Alternative 3 says there is a cooperative effort by the now defunct USSR and the USA, who both have had bases on the moon and mars for decades, to cull the best scientific brains by kidnapping them and relocating them to bases on mars, the moon, etc.
He informs us (p. 202) that the movies Close Encounters Of The Third Kind and ET are both lightly fictionalized versions of true events. (How about War Of The Worlds, then?)
In quick summation, Cooper believes, or at least purports to believe, that the crucifixion of Jesus, the assassination of JFK – who was killed because he discovered the aliens were behind the illegal drug trade in America (glad that’s finally solved)–are all part of the same Grand Conspiracy by a cabal of governmental elitists comprised of the Bilderberg Group, the Illuminati, and both gray and reptilian aliens which flit about the planet doing deals with our government, abducting people, and caving up cattle for sport while waiting for large vats, located in the southwestern United States, of human body parts to come to a boil. Basically, his theories are the distillation of the fantasies of the extremely dysfunctional raving paranoiacs on your average mental ward.
Of course some of you may have heard these claims before. Essentially, Cooper includes every far-out UFO/Alien Abduction rumor ever generated by the UFO cults. And why are we to now believe all these far-out rumors and myths? Why, because William Cooper has credibility. He was a member of US Naval Intelligence and had access to secret files. So he says.
Early in the book Cooper admitted that at one point he had deliberately sowed “disinformation” (p.28) about UFOs in an attempt to “convince the known agents that I was just a harmless kook who didn’t really know anything.” (How hard could that have been?) And here he reveals his method for writing Behold A Pale Horse. “I prepared some bogus information, mixed it with some true information, and passed it . . .” (ibid, 28) This is a well known tactic among practiced liars, intelligence operatives, politicians and children. ( “Oftentimes, to win us to our harm, the instruments of darkness tell us truths, win us with honest trifles, to betray us in deepest consequence.” Macbeth: Shakespeare).
If you mix a lie with a liberal amount of truth, people will lick it up with relish. This is why I am a Cynic. (The Cynic school of philosophy was named after dogs – who wisely smell and test things before consuming them.) This is a trick Cooper uses constantly: the fatally flawed syllogism. (A syllogism is a basic method of logic, comprised of a major statement (All men have testicles), a minor statement (John is a man) and a logical inference drawn from the truth of the major and minor premises: (John is a man; therefore, John has testicles.) When a series of true statements are presented, along with a lie, the weight of all the known truths seem to give support to the lie. It doesn’t matter how simple the truths or how radical the lie. For example: Cooper, reporting a well known UFO myth, says that President Eisenhower met with the aliens and signed a treaty with them (p.202 ). The elements of the story are as follows: On February 20, 1954, while ostensibly on a three-week vacation in Palm Springs, President Eisenhower slipped over to Edwards Air Force Base where, with a delegation of public figures, he met with the aliens and signed a treaty with them.
This can be broken into a series of statements.
There is an Edwards Air Force Base.
President Eisenhower was on vacation in Palm Springs on February 20, 1954.
The list of delegates who were in attendance are all real public figures who were alive at the time in question.
President Eisenhower signed a treaty with aliens.
Here is our flawed syllogism. Though some premises are true, one is not; hence the inference is incorrect. Though statements one through three are all true, a full three-quarters of the story, it doesn’t follow that statement four is true. The weight of truth of the first three statements does absolutely nothing by way of proving the validity of the assertion of statement four. Mix a lie in with a lot of detailed truth, and the lie becomes believable. Minute detail does not mean truth, nor repeating something over and over. But a host of Cooper readers apparently have neither the wit nor the experience to understand that they are being spoon-fed a bunch of confabulation by a con-man.
Still, there is a certain portion of the population that will believe absolutely anything. One reviewer mentions that Behold A Pale Horse came highly recommended to him by a cousin, who read it in prison, where it was all the rage among inmates, particularly black inmates. That solid endorsement makes perfect sense to me. I’m sure that the prisoners in question used the same powers of discernment, and the same good decision making ability, when reading literature that they used in the events leading to their incarceration.
Mr. Cooper does not come off as an erudite individual. His writing reveals a sulky, angry, contumacious, paranoid and not at all the type of individual to have had any part in significant military intelligence operations or access to vital data. The military may be some things, but it ain’t that stupid. This has led some to speculate that Cooper was exposed to certain documents precisely because he would blab about them, hence serving a covert purpose as a purveyor of misinformation for the intelligence community. (In the intelligence field, getting disinformation out is often as important as protecting relevant information.) But the majority of documents he presents are not even valid as disinformation. He speaks of the Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion–a patent fabrication from around 1700 that has been discredited for almost three centuries – as if it were the wellspring of truth. (The Protocols, for those of you who don’t know, are purported to be a secret plan laid out by rich powerful Jews to take over the world; however, secret cabals simply don’t commit their heinous plans to paper: and the Jews are not that stupid. Believers in the reality of the Protocols are usually also the type of individuals who believe that the Jews kill and eat Christian babies.) Another document, pompously titled by Mr. Cooper as The Illuminati’s War Upon The People Of America and quoted as if it were gospel, was purportedly sent to him by someone who found it in an IBM copier they purchased at a surplus sale – which apparently provided the document with all the credibility Cooper needed. (Besides, if the Illuminati is that inept – that their secret documents are laying about in used copy machines, how much should we fear them?)
But what is truly amazing about Behold A Pale Horse is not what Cooper claims, but that some people can read the book and come away as believers! That is a stunning indictment of our educational system. To teach someone to read, but not teach them logic – to the point that they cannot discern literary feces such as this for what it is – should be a crime. Paranoid minds, and minds overly-taxed by ordinary day – to – day reality, apparently take this malarkey – filled text seriously. Discerning and intelligent readers will find it an interesting read for completely different reasons. It is a tsunami of disinformation. It is a textbook on how to avoid logical conclusions and how to sow disinformation by using completely unproven premises taken from un-credible documents. In short, it is the best example of fallacious reasoning this reviewer has yet to come across, and should be on the bookshelf of every sociologist and ardent student of inexplicably-stupid-things people believe.
If you are waiting for the alien mothership that is coming in behind the comet to pick you up, this is the book for you to read. And if your meds have kicked in, your state of consciousness may be just dim enough to comprehend it.
Addendum:
In 2001, in Arizona, while Apache County Sheriff’s deputies were serving a warrant on Mr. Cooper, Cooper shot one of the deputies in the head and was subsequently shot and killed by another deputy. I suggest that the deputy who put a bullet into Mr. Cooper did the literary world – not to mention proponents of ratiocination – an extraordinary favor. My only wish is that he had shot him sooner – before he had a chance to spew out Behold A Pale Horse. Naturally, Mr. Cooper’s fans will see his death as justification of his alien/FBI/Bilderberg/Illuminati/Jewish bankers, etcetera al. conspiracy theory. I think the answer is a lot simpler. I think maybe the deputy had a long-standing grudge against proponents of gross stupidity.
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is book as long as this review? i saw ufo once at my grandma house
Steve not only is the book longer, but it is much duller. The review is intended for those who enjoy critical thinking. I should have posted a warning at the top.
So, the aliens are probing your granny’s cranny? Probably your grand pa once did the same for her.
ur obviously a plant by the Illuminati. Mr. Cooper was an American Patriot who was murdered fro his warnings. I now warn you about the being who calls himself Barak Obama. He is obviously an alien and in league with the new world order.
Dexter: I actually said none of the things you accuse me of: a shape-shifting reptilian from Sirius actually took my place for a day, had great sex with my wife (she could tell the difference, but was afraid to stop him), then wrote these scurrilous things about patriot Cooper on my computer and posted them at Paxety.
As a Barak-American, I’m not sure Mr. Obama is in league with anything, except change, and dreams, and hope; and, hey, who could be against those. With such a solid platform to stand upon, I’m sure the well-educated American public will realize that whatever it is he stands for is a good thing. BTW, Bill Cooper is not dead. That was all a well-engineered CIA black op. Mr. Cooper is currently residing at Gitmo, and has converted to Islam. Allah be praised.
Dammit, Mahone. How do you figure an insane infidel has converted to Islam? Off with your head. I’ll be by after I attend to my brother who’s trying to get something else off.
Tito: Speaking of in Fidels, Fidel is out! Now if he’d just die. BTW, how is Jacko? I saw a picture of his beautiful vanilla children the other day. Must be his recessive genes bubbled up, or something. Ain’t genetics a hell of a thing. I think they’re planning to do a story on Jacko’s recessive genes on the Discovery Channel soon. Maybe they can also explain how he turned into a honkey.
Holy! Thanks for adding more credence to the theories of government involvement in the assassinations of folks trying to get the truth out there. I wonder which official sent the deputy out to be murdered for the cause. I wonder how the one who shot him feels now. I didn’t know about this cover up. I wonder how long before you too are enlightened and re-write this post. Doing a lot of wondering now that I, being of very sound mind, have witnessed all that you make fun of here 🙂 Is it wrong for me to want them to come and probe you tonight?
Blase: Ahem, I see you are an intellectual ball of fire. The deputies were serving a legal warrant filed by another citizen against Mr. Cooper. He shot one of them in the head, trying to kill him. BTW, the feds have many CIA/NSA operatives who could have killed him discreetly — from fake heart attack to car wreck — and usually don’t employ non-vetted California sheriff’s deputies to do black ops. You must be familiar with all the spy movies out there. Jeez, what a dunce. I presume you’re voting for Obama? Good. My advice, lay off the drugs for a while, read some books, real history books, that is, and take a college course like Logic 101. As far as getting probed, I’m sure that’s something you’re intimately familiar with. Just keep telling yourself it the shape-shifting aliens at the bus station who are doing it to you.
U repukes have moved on to “important” matters now that u have another candidate as old as Bob Dole. Keep worrying about ufos while we elect someone who can lead our souls out of the wilderness.
Coast To Coast talked about this guy. Theirs a lot of people that think he was right and murdered. I think it was Alex JOnes knows about him.
Ahem… Ya so the deputy says, and you believe it…. moving on. Presume all you like, I wouldn’t vote for any one of them…. I’m Canadian. Couldn’t you tell from the lack of arrogance? J/K. ha ha. The history books are a farce too. “In 1492, Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue… and “Discovered America?”….blah, blah, blah. You obviously think the school systems teach you the truth, you keep telling YOUR self that. Hmmm. No drugs or probes here so far either. I didn’t even have to read the story of William Cooper to smell another rat.
“According to Commander X, in March of 1999 Cooper sent his family out of the United States for their security.”
Wonder why. Sounds like you got things figured out somewhat as you state,
“the feds have many CIA/NSA operatives who could have killed him discreetly — from fake heart attack to car wreck”
Kind of like Phil Schneider?
You don’t KNOW any more than I do about what is going on in our world, so don’t pretend you do. The probe comment was meant as a haha, but you really should stop using your nasty wit as a way to make yourself seem or feel bigger than others. Bully. Just sticking up for all who have witnessed what they KNOW they witnessed without the use of drugs.
Not everyone that witnesses a ufo or alien is on some sort of drug which is a whole other subject (as to why they are being given out so much), although many are put on them because of the depression caused by what they have seen, and don’t feel right talking about what they have seen because of people like you who say what you do.
This is going to stop. Don’t you feel it is getting closer to that time? I do. I know you probably do to, otherwise you most likely wouldn’t have read the book you speak of in this page. Although I am sure you have an answer for that as well on why you even speak of the subject.
Beach Bum. Yes, Alex Jones has a lot of good stuff. A lot that makes sense. Laughable how people bought the whole Kennedy assassination lie.
Blase’: It’s good that your doctors encourage you to write for therapy. Sadly for you, it is apparent , syphilitic brain damage can’t be reversed. As is the usual for people who invoke the name of Alex Jones, you bring on a jumble of references, a liberal dash of emotional venom from which you mix the usual paranoid stew.
Why did I write about Cooper? A couple of reasons: 1) I’ve been researching UFO and related phenomena for decades; 2) as stated, Pale Horse is the worse example of fallacious reasoning, unsubstantiated material and false data this planet has ever seen. And for that reason it is fascinating, both sociologically and psychologically, since many deranged individuals such as yourself fall for it hook line and sinker.
Re your reference to not needing drugs to KNOW what you’ve seen, well . . . isn’t that the nice thing about mental illness? The money you save on drugs.
The UFO phenomena is incredibly interesting. Mr. Cooper, however, was either a self-deluded fool, a conman, or a deliberate decoy used to sow misinformation to the likes of you and others of equal ‘intellect.’
You really need to study the subject (UFO/abductions, etc.) so you won’t make such a consistent fool of yourself. For example, in abduction studies do you know what percentage of the claimants are prone to hysterical disorders? Or who have been clinically diagnosed with dissassociative disorders? Now, your emotional reaction, not understanding what you’ve just read, is to claim I said all so-called abductees and UFO claimants are mentally ill. But that’s not what I said. Just a lot of ’em. Dude, you have to weed out what isn’t true before you can ever approach finding the truth. Cooper was a wacko, and the only thing extraordinary about him was the fact that so many gullible fools such as yourself fell for his bullshit.
Regarding the Kennedy assassinations, do you believe aliens were behind it? And the drug trade? And the crucifixion of Jesus?
As far as arrogrance, nobody in the United States thinks Canadians have anything to be arrogrant about. When you do something, give us a call and we’ll see if your egos have swelled. I know one of your Prime Ministers wanted to build a UFO landing pad. I’m sure you’re all proud of him.
Your reference to Columbus and history books was bizzare in the extreme, and I have no more idea what you were talking about than you have about my opinions of various historic events. Unless you’re telepathic . . . and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if you thought you were.
Joan: Is is good of you to frankly admit that your liberal souls have been wandering in the wilderness . . . while conservative souls have been working, purchasing our own medical insurance, fighting terrorists, and busy dragging your sorry stu;id butts out of a wet New Orleans.
All praise Obama. To hope for change is to change the nature of hope.
Beach Bum: Dude, the karma’s not right on this one. Dig? Have you read Behold A Pale Horse? Can you read? Does it matter? Proably not. A lot of people believe he was murdered? Well, that sure settles it for me. My older sister believes our mom is still a virgin. A lot of people believed that old women with warts were witches. Some even believe that Hillary and Bill are virtious people out for the good of humanity. Belief is NOT reality.
I would no more trust Alex Jones to formulate an accurate theory of an historic event than I would trust Hilter to run an old folks home for Jews.
Now, dude. I’m outta here. Go catch a wave.
What a Fucking Arrogant WindBAG you are. I suggest you read your history books as to what the Canadians have done you Pompous ASS! At least we don’t live in a policed state you fool. Go do your political bidding and hope you don’t say the wrong thing and end up fired, in jail or murdered for opening your yap. Now let me see you publish this one. You have no idea what you are talking about as far as the ufo’s or anything else you’ve said.
P.S. “It’s good that your doctors encourage you to write for therapy.” I hope it is working for you as I don’t need to go to a doctor and am really sorry if you do as I know what your health care insurance is like there.
Here. Mine and Colins apology.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uApZuZ6RPy4
Incase my last two messages get deleted Mr. Informed, Apparently there is a UFO landing pad in St. Paul, Alberta but the Prime Minister had nothing to do with it. They must have had a lot of sightings there in the 60’s. Although I can’t stand politicians, I’m happy to say on Sept. 22, 2005, Prime Minister Paul Martin declared to the UN General Assembly, “Space is our final frontier. It has always captured our imagination. What a tragedy it would be if space became one big weapons arsenal and the scene of a new arms race.” … wonder why he felt compelled to say that.
I wouldn’t talk about Canadian Politicians when you have another Hitler to deal with in your own country.
Blase: Americans live in a police state? Gee, that’s news to me . . . and all the gang bangers and even all the illegal immigrants who flock here — in spite of their terror the Gringo police state. I think you’ve been watching too many Oliver Stone movies. Or is it just your natual paranoia? Hard to tell.
You wrote: Go do your political bidding and hope you don’t say the wrong thing and end up fired, in jail or murdered for opening your yap. Now let me see you publish this one.
I think I see part of your problem here. You’ve got the United States confused with Cuba. You really should leave the Great White and get out more dude. Jailed for saying the wrong political thing in America? That’s news to all the liberals who constantly condemn President Bush in print, and news to those like myself who criticize the Clintons. Say this one hundred times Blase: Hollywood movies are not reality. Hollywood movies are not reality. Hollywood movies . . . .
As far as UFOs go, I challenge you to a debate, on this log, anytime you want. Load up and fire nitwit.
Blase redux:
You wrote: Incase my last two messages get deleted . . .
I’m sorry Blase’, but your opinions are not important enough to censor. Sorry if that clashes with your paranoia.
Our President is another Hitler? Wow. Talk about tossing the hyperbole around . . . either you know nothing of Hitler, or you love saying truly outrageous things in a pathetic effort to bring attention to yourself. BTW, did you realize Hitler was a socialist?
Prime Minister Paul Martin said “space is the final frontier.” Good to know you people get Star Trek reruns up there. It also explains a great deal about your belief systems, if not your raving paranoia. Hey, tell Paul that even about the Enterprise they had ‘space weapons.’ But don’t tell him Spock wasn’t real or that aliens all over the galaxy don’t speak English. It might break his heart.
As far as America’s health system goes, it’s hands down the best in the world. I know all about Canada’s socialist health care system. I also know that Canadians with resoures plan “health” vacations where they drop down to the states to get medical work done. It takes forever to get treated in Canada. If you think you’re system is so great, just wait untill you get seriously ill. Come to think of it, this might explain why you are mentally ill and still on the lose. But hang in there, maybe a bed in a mental ward will become available soon. Good luck.
Think whatever you want about me me Mahone, the fact is my country is liable to be sucked into the “New World Order” and I am concerned. You can call it paranoia if you like. Wake up! You are the kind of person the governments have strived to create. Zombie like.
Phil Schneider spoke of this before he was murdered.
“Recently, I knew someone who lived near where I live in Portland, Oregon. He worked at Gunderson Steel Fabrication, where they make railroad cars. Now, I knew this fellow for the better part of 30 years, and he was kind of a quiet type. He came in to see me one day excited, and he told me ‘they’re building prisoner cars.’ He was nervous. Gunderson, he said, had a contract with the federal government to build 107,200 full length railroad cars, each with 143 pairs of shackles. There are 11 sub-contractors in this giant project. Supposedly, Gunderson got over 2 billion dollars for the contract. Bethlehem Steel and other steel outfits are involved. He showed me one of the cars in the rail yards in North Portland. He was right. If you multiply 107,200 times 143 times 11, you come up with about 15,000,000. This is probably the number of people who disagree with the federal government.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxkyG7oPl30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnlKg5ZXPu0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB_jp3Sm1BY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P80IqOFjCHg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Eoskjaq6I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftaEp8STybA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfW8AHgy_U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYkWrNLIsOk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHNeFU6MnGU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PpMdTmVMpo&feature=related
If you’re not worried about The New World Order…
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Added: June 29, 2007
If you’re not worried about The New World Order, you will be. Everything that’s needed for the rich and powerful to run every aspect of your life is in place. Within a few years there will be a cashless one world government, run by the richest people in the world. You will be “chipped” and tracked by the government, and if you protest, speak out, or otherwise displease Big Brother, your chip will be turned off, preventing you from buying or selling anything. The plan has started and in 2008, the “North American Union” will effectively eliminate the borders between the US, Canada, and Mexico. Also in 2008, you will be required to have a national I.D., soon after to become an implanted chip.
Pilgrim, you Canucks haven’t been a contributing part of America since you gave up the Red Ensign. And for a Maple Leaf? The Leafs weren’t even in the Cup the year you switched. Why didn’t you go with a Habs logo on the flag?
I suspect Mr. Cooper is actually hiding out in Montreal wearing a little black cocktail dress. And maybe joyriding in one of those Canadian ufos.
You two walk around wearing a big rolled up sock in your pants don’t you? Come on, tell the truth.
People like you are the ones who give americans a bad name.
By the way, I can’t help it if most of your hockey players are Canadian or from other countries. After all, anything to win right? Got to keep that ego boosted.
And you can rest, wasting your time on hockey and curling, secure behind the defense wall put up by the U.S. Navy and U.S. Air Force, all paid for by the American taxpayer.
If you look at a map of Normandy on D-Day, you see the flags of the various countries that saved us all from the Nazis. There’s one that looks strange now – a bright red one. You have to think back to remember that was Canada – back when it had a spine.
i had horse named blaze once
Blase wrote:
“You two walk around wearing a big rolled up sock in your pants don’t you? Come on, tell the truth.”
Not true. I carry a large penis in my pants instead. It leave little room for a sock. But socks are better, you say? What do you wear on your feet, then?
Blase said:
“People like you are the ones who give americans a bad name.”
I do? Glad to know it’s not Bill Clinton, or Teddy Kennedy. Or Nancy Pelosi, or . . . . . (fill in the name of any democrat you know here)
Blase said: “By the way, I can’t help it if most of your hockey players are Canadian or from other countries. After all, anything to win right? Got to keep that ego boosted.”
Blase. I have never seen a hockey game. We play football here. Is hockey that sport with all the toothless guys pushing sticks around an ice rink while taking swipes at a frozen cat turd? No wonder they call it hockey.
Regarding the New World Order. You say that that rich people will run the world when the NWO takes over, you say. Got news for you, bro, the rich have always run the world. If you bothered to read anything I’ve written, you’d understand that hate socialism/communism and all forms of government that squash the individual. Whether Barack or Hillary, if either gets power in the USA we’re in deep do do. For Canada, gun-less, army-less, and full of political correctness, nothing much will change. Besides, where are they going to ship you to on those cattle cars? Cuba? To Canada’s UFO landing platform? No, I’m not particularly worried about the NWO. Nor pole shifts. Nor UFO abductions and vast caverns filled with cooking pots full of human body parts, or greys stealing my sperm to create trans-species hybrids. And I’m certainly not worried about Global Warming. I am worried about lefist idiots — some without GEDs, some with college degrees, but all still idiots — who are ignorant of history and have no moral values. And I am worried about Canadian simpletons who are so amazingly credulous as to believe the less-than-creative rants of one Bill Cooper, now, thankfully, deceased.
BTW, Blase, old boy, you never bothered to answer my questions: Yes, or no. Do you agree with Bill Cooper that:
1) Aliens are collecting humans, with the consent of the US government, to extract nuitrents from their bodies.
2) shape-shifting aliens infest the US government
3) Aliens are behind the illegal drug trade around the world
4) Aliens were behind the assassination of JFK
5) Aliens were behind the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Well? Answer these simple questions and we will see where you rate on the nut-0-meter (Note: the scale of the nut-o-meter has been adjusted to compensate for the fact that you’re Canadian).
Everyone has their own theories on why aliens are here and what they are doing. I don’t pretend to know anything, unlike you. All I know for a fact is that they are here.
As far as New World Order, go ask all who are writing about it. I am just giving you info that is already out there and again, don’t pretend to know anything other than it is beginning to look as though it’s coming about.
Hockey? I was simply replying to another fat head that brought it up.
Finally, yes you and others on this page do give Americans a bad name, which brings me to apologizing to all other americans that don’t fit in the catagory of people like you. I know there are many.
On the sock in the crotch, you protestith to much.
Now, I am bored of you so will move on old boy.
John Wayne // Feb 21, 2008 at 11:22 am
“And you can rest, wasting your time on hockey and curling, secure behind the defense wall put up by the U.S. Navy and U.S. Air Force, all paid for by the American taxpayer.
If you look at a map of Normandy on D-Day, you see the flags of the various countries that saved us all from the Nazis. There’s one that looks strange now – a bright red one. You have to think back to remember that was Canada – back when it had a spine.”
Miss Wayne:
Now if your history books told you the truth, you would know what was what, and how it really is. I am sorry you don’t get to see the truth.
However, I don’t want to play the game “My dad is better than your dad” like a six year old. Mmkay?
Steve // Feb 21, 2008 at 11:47 am
“i had horse named blaze once”
That’s nice sweetie.
BLASe, I’ve been trying to talk sense into these idiot repukes for a couple of years now. That Mahone is the worst of the idiots, although Paxety’s hate of President Castro is stupid, too. Doesn’t he know about the free health care and education?
Even flying saucers make more sense than these fascists.
Hi Joan:
You are one of those I was apologizing to for the name calling and such I have done here. Which I lowered myself to only for the author of this sites benefit. I don’t think your sense will get through to someone like that, as I believe he/she is only here to make him/herself feel big. You know the ones who have to make comments like these…..
“Not true. I carry a large penis in my pants instead.”
“So, the aliens are probing your granny’s cranny? Probably your grand pa once did the same for her.”
Need I go on? He/she is a mutton head, but entertained me for a bit.
Mahone says: “As far as America’s health system goes, it’s hands down the best in the world.”
Even though I am not american, I have seen and heard so many who lose their homes to get treatment there. Of course I suppose it’s possible the reports of that maybe untrue but I doubt it. Our health care system is definately not the best, but I have never heard of people being turned away until they pay.
Good Luck with the race, and I really hope you get someone better than Bush in, not only has he done a lot of damage, he is creepy.
Dear Blase(our boy in Canada): here are responses to the last few comments you sent . . . though you previously declared that you were through exchanging chit chat. Pertaining to the aliens and their “business” on earth, you wrote this paradoxical statement:
“I don’t pretend to know anything, unlike you. All I know for a fact is that they are here.”
This beautifully illustrates your confused state of mind better than any comment I could make. The first half of your statement you declare you don’t know anything; then in the second part go on to declare that you know as a “fact” that they are here. Like I said, a 180 reversal of opinion in a nano second doesn’t indicate a healthy mind, does it. So, who’s the fat head?
To John Wayne, concerning the fact that Canada depends on the US for protection like a weaker gay little brother, you replied that our history books don’t tell us the truth. This is intriguing, as you have mentioned the fallacy of our history books more than once. Pray tell, what history books to they use in Canada? The Superman Comics series?
Finally, to your soul mate, Joan, the illiterate communist whose brief screeds are familiar to Paxety readers, you state that she’s not one of the ugly Americans. You are known by your friends. And regarding the New World Order, you claim that you are just passing out information that is out there. This I believe. Passing out information without vetting it. Nazi propagandists like Goebbels would understand your methods and applaud them.
In your last comment, since you state that you called names for my benefit, I thank you, I guess. Odd manners you ice-heads have. Your imagined data on Americans selling their homes to afford medical treatment is so absurd as to be laughable. BTW, if someone can afford a mortgage, household insurance, utility payments, annual property taxes, school taxes, etc., they can sure as hell afford health insurance.
Blase, for the third time, since you have stated your belief that Mr. Cooper was a patriot who was assassinated by the United States (or, New World Order, or similar nebulous conspiracy) in a “belated” effort to stop him from doing what he had already done, why won’t you favor Paxety readers with your answers to the essential tenets of Cooper’s theory: that aliens assassinated JFK: crucified Jesus: are behind the world wide drug trade; are eating humans. Where’s your solidarity, dude?
What’s the matter Canuck: shape-shifter got your tongue?
Curious about the extent of your dementia, I went to your little blog site. The first thing that caught my eye was a report of you seeing a “giant cigar-shaped object.” I would suggest that if you keep away from bus station bathrooms, and off your knees, these gigantic cigar-shaped objects would soon disappear.
Blase, oh, one more thing. Paxety recently ran a piece that exposed the alien infiltration, the New World Order’s deal with the aliens and a host of other upsetting things. Though the story is true, it was done in the guise of an exchange of letters between a writer and a publisher:
You can find this at:
http://paxety.com/Archive/20071005SkyMahone.html
Honestly Mahone, I thought you were smarter. First off, I think I will type slower for you. I told you that I don’t PRETEND to know anything like you. I think most people would know what I meant by that, but since you are apparently a little slow, I can explain it a little better. I don’t PRETEND to know things when I don’t. Although there are probably hundreds or thousands of theories out as to why aliens are visiting here, I do have my own, but I won’t PRETEND to KNOW why. I believe people in the government were behind JFK’s death and an innocent took the rap and died for it. However, I DON’T KNOW for sure and neither do you, the whole truth of the matter. Now here is the best one and I know you’ll love it. I believe Mary was impregnated by an alien. Why else would she have this immaculate conception. Now did you catch that? I b-e-l-i-e-v-e she was. I DON’T KNOW for sure. If you have a hard time with that one then you should also have a hard time with God who you have never seen.
Oh, sorry I missed one. I believe the government is behind the drug trade and it is all about the black money to finance their black craft. I DON’T pretend to KNOW any of this, all just theories thrown out there that make sense.
As far as what is mentioned in your history books, I don’t believe Canada is mentioned a whole lot in your history. If so then it is probably like a contract you go to sign and the important part is in very small print. I think you will find it is true.
I’m Canadian so I should really let an american speak on this matter a little.
Below are words from one of your fellow Americans:
“I agree with the comment about americans. Those who no the least speak the loudest. And Americans are pretty dumb. Our education system is a joke. Other people start learning the real stuff at an early age. Did you see the difference between a college education and a High school education, well in other countries it is always like a college education. You have to study and you have think.
Furthermore, we only get 200 years of history in college, newsflash the earth is 4.6 billion years old and their is a lot more history you are missing. We only get a little education in history when we are very young and we learn hardly any geography.
This is my opinion and I’m American, so maybe Americans aren’t arrogant.”
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Now, on Cooper. The first time I heard about Cooper was a couple of days ago right here on your page. I haven’t read his book. I saw that he was another who was speaking out and was being threatened to shut his mouth. So, I wrote hear “thank you” for bringing him to my attention.
Now, you say you visited my little blog. Well, the least you could do is READ IT. No where in there, does it mention that I saw a cigar shaped ufo….. Now in your words to Beach Bum, I ask you Mahone, “Can you read? Does it matter? Proably not. ”
I don’t have a bus station anywhere near me, but if I did I certainly wouldn’t spend time there on my knees. Wow, I just realised you wrote about bus stations twice! Is that a fantasy of yours being on your knees in a bus station? To each his own I suppose…I won’t judge ; )
Mahone, you are very articulate in the way you write. It is just too bad you have to use your talent spitting nasty sarcasm and putting other human beings down. Did you even realise that most of what you write is spent doing that? I know, you probably do. I apologize once again for lowering myself to that. I only hope more Americans will let you know that you are one of a certain group they don’t appreciate.
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.
Please don’t tell me you have the best health care. This first story I am sure is only one of many many. What a crime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnlUBx6nbbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkTvmUhC_QM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKWVZ4rZA4o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBJ-O3Fkd1s&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJr24uYq5NM
Blase, you now say the first time you heard of Cooper was only a couple of days ago, and that you haven’t read his book. Apparently you don’t read the stuff you send to others, either. You just throw out some blather, make adolescent attacks on the masculinity of others you don’t know, and then feign innocence and purity of intent. Yet, the very first comment you wrote (in regards to Cooper’s death) was that, . . . “I, being of very sound mind, have witnessed all that you make fun of here . . . “ Your first claim, being of sound mind, is doubtful, at best; your second claim, to have witnessed “all” the events written about in the critique – be it Alien invasion or Cooper’s death – paints you as an egocentric nut case of the highest degree. When it comes to wacky bloggers, you are a first dan black belt.
You say you never saw a “gigantic cigar-shaped” object. More’s the pity. Well, blow a little harder and it will become gigantic. If you don’t have a bus station near you, try the locker room of your local hokey team. The experience will be much the same for you.
You claim I’m nasty and put other human beings down. Correct you are there. Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Charles Manson, Ted Kennedy – there’s lot’s of people who need to be put down. The funny thing is your implication that you don’t. Yet you freely assault the character of two California officers by claiming they were the hired assassinations of some dark, nebulous, government conspiracy. Your assaults on me are expected, of course; you’re not the first monkey who’s tossed shit at me.
Health care in America? And you now present some anecdotal cases against it . . .well, I do declare, that certainly settles the case.
You end one comment with “see ya wouldn’t want to be ya.” Dude, only a Canadian wouldn’t realize how gay that sounds. That’s something only a sixth grade girl would say, jeez, how sad for you. (If you are openly gay, then it’s okay to use that phrase, so never mind).
And by the way, the whole debate goes back to you claiming Cooper was murdered as part of a government coverup. Meaning they must want to cover up his claims (post facto, since he’d already published them, duh) that aliens were behind the Kennedy assassination, the drug trade, the crucifixion of Jesus, etc. Hence, my thrice unanswered question to you on whether or not you support Cooper’s theories. If his theories were total bullshit (as they certainly are) why would anyone want him dead over them? So, if you don’t realize how critical that piece of information is in regard to your rant-defenses of Cooper, you really are a simmering moron.
Your silence on the issue is deafening.
Blase, Blase, Blase: Mary impregnated by an alien? Maybe your mother was impregnated by an alien . . that would make a hell of a lot more sense. Maybe one of those gigantic cigar shaped objects go to her? Just for the record — not that you are a philologist or paleo-archaeologist and would understand – the word virgin (from the Greek parthenos) in biblical time referred to a young woman, not strictly to a girl with an intact hymen. In fact, a married young lady could already have a kid an be referred to as a ‘virgin.’ The context given it today came from the orthodox beliefs of our ancestors, and has stuck. Try convincing a fundamentalist Christian that God didn’t write the KJV (King James Versions) bible in English and you have a fight on you hands pretty much as gruesome and useless as the one I have trying to point out to you how obvious it was that Bill Cooper was a nutcase. So . . . what you are doing now is fusing fundamental biblical beliefs with the new paradigm, UFOs. Sad. That’s all I can say.
Next: you present an anonymous “American” whose belittles other Americans. To wit:
“I agree with the comment about americans. Those who no the least speak the loudest. And Americans are pretty dumb. Our education system is a joke. Other people start learning the real stuff at an early age. Did you see the difference between a college education and a High school education, well in other countries it is always like a college education. You have to study and you have think.
Furthermore, we only get 200 years of history in college, newsflash the earth is 4.6 billion years old and their is a lot more history you are missing. We only get a little education in history when we are very young and we learn hardly any geography.
This is my opinion and I’m American, so maybe Americans aren’t arrogant.”
He or she represents the educated elite?
1) It’s Americans with a capital A dummy
2) “ . . . who no the least . . . “ The word is “know,” duh
3) pray tell what is the “real” stuff (history) and can one find it at Barnes & Noble? (Addendum: I have somewhere around two thousand (not counting novels) books in my personal library, spanning from Ancient Egypt and Summeria on up. I also have most unorthodox theories of history, and science, that have been in print . . . so what am I missing that you have resource to?)
4) Maybe you only got 200 years of history at college. Was it a community college? An industrial tech teaching center? Once a person learns to read there is nothing to stop him or her from advancing their education on their own, if they don’t find their college professors sufficient to the task.
5) “This is my opinion and I’m an American, so maybe Americans aren’t arrogant.” And this semi-literate writer has no reason to be arrogant, of course. If you’re that ignorant, why get a swelled head?
Blase, you thrive on anecdotal evidence and flawed syllogisms.
Did I attack your masculinity Mahone? I’m sorry….
Was it because I said he/she? I just didn’t want to assume anyones gender unlike you have all along DUDE.
I am sure Mr. Cooper had a whole lot more to say, just as Mr. Sorrells did when he was told to shut his mouth. You go on believing whatever makes you feel comfortable. It’s your right 🙂
Blase: I wasn’t attacking your masculinity, only your sexual proclivities. You may be butch for all I know. But be you Bear or Twink, more power to you. We all understand that the French played a vital part in the development of Canada, so we give you guys a lot of leeway in those kind of things.
Blase said: “I’m sure Mr. Cooper had a whole lot more to say . . .”
That’s mighty big of you, unfounded though the thought may be. Dude, unlike you, I’ve read and reread Cooper’s magnum opus* (*great work, or central book) so know whereof I speak. Jesus! He covered every pivotal event in world history, from the crucifixion to the assassination of JFK, accused numerous United States’ presidents of complicity with the aliens and even explained the dinning habits of the Sirian shape-shifters, so . . . what was left to be said?
Blase, here’s a useful suggestion: why don’t you channel the spirit of Bill Cooper, do automatic writing, and clue us poor dumb Americans in on his latest revelations? Now there’s a job worthy of you intellectual capacity.
Mahone, I have finally figured you out “a little” you fear woman.
I’ve also just realised what you and the few buddies you have here do…. ewwww…. your monitor must be disgusting after what you guys do while reading each others comments back and forth. I noticed it in one of your blogs………. gross and here I have been feeding your fetish. I’m out of here.
Blase: me and a buddy agreeded that you were a typically passive-aggressive personality and would withdraw the battle and claim victory without ever engaging in the central debate, i.e., do you believe the “Cooperisms” I cited to you? As you have failed to answer four times before, I presume you still can’t. To engage would be to lose. Poor game stradegy there, Blase. Hope to play poker with you some day.
Mahone Said:
BTW, Blase, old boy, you never bothered to answer my questions: Yes, or no. Do you agree with Bill Cooper that:
1) Aliens are collecting humans, with the consent of the US government, to extract nuitrents from their bodies.
2) shape-shifting aliens infest the US government
3) Aliens are behind the illegal drug trade around the world
4) Aliens were behind the assassination of JFK
5) Aliens were behind the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Well? Answer these simple questions and we will see where you rate on the nut-0-meter (Note: the scale of the nut-o-meter has been adjusted to compensate for the fact that you’re Canadian).
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I already answered your questions Mahone. I told you I haven’t read Coopers book. I discovered his name here and then learned he was threatened to lose everything and then shot after speaking out about things he believed. I am not going to comment on the beliefs of others when you recite them to me. I already told you what I do know for sure. You seem to like to go on about things you say are nuts, and I say I think you have a feeling I am right about certain things or you wouldn’t go on about them so much.
If you really believe I am mentally ill which is what you have implied several times here then you are one sick s.o.b aren’t you? Picking on a poor mentally disabled person. You picked on another guy about his gran. You put down people without teeth. I am sure you beat up the mentally retarded kid in your class. You first call me gay then a butch.
I’m really hurt Malone….
NOT!! Only because I know you can’t help your self.
I am not going to debate with you over ufos when I know all about them. I have seen them on more than just a few occassions. I know what drives them. Guess what, I was only one of many at the same time. Up close. Simple as that. You on the other hand obviously haven’t yet, and you can sleep well at night believing there is no such thing or whatever it is you think you need to debate about. That is all well and good with me. I have no problem what so ever with your belief. It seems to be you with a problem.
Yes, I definately claim victory on this one because I know what I know and there is no way to debate what I know. As far as an opinion goes, what in the world is the point of debating an opinion. Malone! Guess what!!! People are allowed to have an opinion. I gave you mine only because you asked for it. It is an opinion and that is all where the above questions were concerned. I can’t give an opinion on Coopers beliefs as I haven’t read them. In my opinion you act like a total idiot and that isn’t even debatable. I have to tell you though, it has been fun here, so I must be sick eh??? Did you like that? eh? They say it’s the Canadian way.
Now I am blathering so will go now. Can’t wait for your next response as I’m sure it will be very entertaining. Make it good ’cause I’m getting bored again.
Me, read the book! Dude, that’s how you got here . . . reading a “review” of the book I read. WAKE UP! Denseness, thy name is Blase. As predicted you disdain to answer the questions about Cooper’s beliefs. For the record, I didn’t call you a gay or a butch,. but said it didn’t matter if you were a twink (gay effeminate) or butch (macho gay). You can’t read very well. This is probably at the root of your poor ability in logic. For example, you say, “What is the point of debating an opinion?” Well, the point is, when said opinions are generated from supposed facts, opinions are debatable. Perhaps it’s your mother’s opinion that you are a very smart boy. Yet, if she recognizes demonstrable facts — Blase is a poor reader, Blase can not understand basic syllogistic reasoning, Blase doesn’t sustain his polemics with logic, Blase engages in ad hoc arguments because he hasn’t actually read the material he’s trying to debate about, etc. — she would have to conclude that Blase is not a very smart boy at all. Poor mom. Poor Blase.
tee hee
Now you sound like a cave man trying to read a script. Oh how you like to argue with yourself. Do you read out loud just to hear your own voice too?
Now I type slowly for you once again.
I would not make a decision on whether or not I believe Cooper on anything based on your review, after reading your comments. I DO NOT TRUST ANYTHING YOU TYPE, there for I do not trust what you wrote in your review. When and if I decide to read the book, I will let you know my opinion of Cooper.
Once again, after I found your review of Cooper, and read what you say happened to him, I looked him up and saw that he was possibly another Phil Schneider. That is all. I thanked you for the reference. You didn’t seem to like that. I can’t help it that my thank you bothered you so. Most of what I said was kind of a funny haha, but then I admit to having a strange sense of humour. I am looking further into Cooper and what may have happened to him. It really doesn’t matter what he believed or whether he made things up. I am really only interested in whether or not his beliefs got him killed. It wouldn’t be the first time this has happened. As I am sure you know or have heard, many people have been threatened that they will either lose everything or die if they didn’t shut their mouths. It is very interesting to me that he was threatened over taxes. I haven’t read much into his case yet, but I intend to. It is just of interest to me. Does this bother you?
Now tell me. Why is it so important for you to hear what I believe or not when you already told me and your audience I am not important enough to even censor?
Want me to answer that for you? N/m I will. You need me and you need an audience. It is like food for you.
My opinion of you below. I know you didn’t ask for it, so hope you don’t mind.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)
Feels grandiose and self-important (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents to the point of lying, demands to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
Is obsessed with fantasies of unlimited success, fame, fearsome power or omnipotence, unequalled brilliance (the cerebral narcissist), bodily beauty or sexual performance (the somatic narcissist), or ideal, everlasting, all-conquering love or passion
Firmly convinced that he or she is unique and, being special, can only be understood by, should only be treated by, or associate with, other special or unique, or high-status people (or institutions)
Requires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation – or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious (narcissistic supply)
Feels entitled. Expects unreasonable or special and favorable priority treatment. Demands automatic and full compliance with his or her expectations
Is “interpersonally exploitative”, i.e., uses others to achieve his or her own ends
Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with or acknowledge the feelings and needs of others
Constantly envious of others or believes that they feel the same about him or her
Arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes coupled with rage when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted
I just googled in the name Mahone Dunbar out of concern for your health and NPD came up. Go figure.
Narcissism and Reality Conflicts
The self-importance characteristic of narcissism and the narcissist’s demand for preferential treatment will inevitably come into conflict with reality. Narcissists are adept at explaining discrepancies between reality and their self-image, but occasionally circumstances shake the narcissist’s belief in his superiority.
Narcissism treatment must overcome a number of challenges. People with narcissistic personality disorder often resist treatment; their self-concept refuses to accept that their narcissism is abnormal, and they consider mental treatment “beneath them,” or “demeaning” and they adopt adversarial attitudes towards mental professionals.
Now I am a very empathetic kind of girl and I really have no problem if you wish to come to Canada for treatment. I will give you a place to stay. It shouldn’t take too long before you get in to the treatment center. After all I think docs will find this a very serious case and get you in quickly. Remember, it’s all paid for if you live here.
I come back from doing actual work, and I find that you two have been having a circle jerk at my expense.
Mahone:
Just reading your jousting match with blase, and i see another typical american blowhard, who either makes up his own fake names for his posts or has his cronys take his side. Just going by the comments on your little stories that no one gives a fuck about unless ure a turd sniffin yankee, and your comments lead people to believe you are saying Canadians are jealous of your little country which is downrite comical, the truth be told we laugh at u as does the rest of the world
as we watch your so called manifest destiny walk u down the path of the religous right to oblivion. O and john wayne is that the best actor u can come up with ,come on, he was a hack . Everyone knows if u want good actors u go to canada. O shit i forgot u have one good actor george bush all u fucking rubes sure believed his role ,EH. So i hear your government is going to print more money so u can combat your how many trillion dollar defecit? O ya u got that debt saving the rest of the world from the iraq menace.
Do all americans have fat tongues ,short fingers ,and retard haircuts. But i guess listening to your government run media and the fact u ride the short bus its pretty easy to convince the general public,that everyone else in the world is bad and america is good. U are a funny rediculous country that is a Has Been , and i cant wait till obama is elected and u self destruct. Btw, where I live in Western Canada John Wayne lol, what a tool we dont give a fuck about the maple leafs. Anything past S a s k a t c h e w a n,(thought i would spell it out for u) is american anyways so ure comment about the (who) O THE LEAFS mean nothing, irrelavant fart stain u are. And yes i am a Canadian from British Columbia, better get ure thesaurus out so u can sound out that big word. And guess what we drive chevys and more likely to side with texans than any pussies from back East, on both sides of the border, so go fuck yourself and make sure u pop the balloon not on your 4 posters who are probably your brothers and sisters anyways. So you’ve no doubt done it already,gee i here banjo music. And finally all the vietnam card burners say hello , u are a joke your countrys a joke and we all laugh at u . sincerely, Canada.
ps. Don’t be afraid to post this pussy , unless u break a high heel lol lol lol.
Mahone? Where did you go? Have you been censored?
Ahhhh… Free speech is so wonderful in Canada.
I think he has gotten bored with this. He’s moved on to other targets. Why don’t you join in here
http://paxety.com/2008/02/26/clinton-campaign-outs-obama/