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Beach Blanket Burqua: A Movie Review From The Future
A Movie Review From The Future   Sunday, July 10, 2005   By: Mahone Abdul Mohammed

Breaking News
Billy Graham and The Clintons   Monday, June 27, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

Frolliganting Friday
John Wayne: Duke or Dutchess? A book review   Friday, June 24, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

DC Announces Revenue Plan
   Thursday, June 23, 2005   By: Juan Paxety

Africa - What Is Oprah Missing?
Oprah - a Zulu?   Friday, June 17, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

Space Aliens in the Everglades
Bases along the Tamiami Trail   Thursday, June 09, 2005   By: Juan Paxety

Product endorsements   Friday, June 03, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

What Every American Should Know

How the alien-Zionist cabal is manipulating Christians and Islamics and supressing the truth
   Thursday, June 02, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

The Cuban Musician
A Cuba Nostalgia story.   Friday, May 20, 2005   By: Juan Paxety

Sanford Thornwhistle Dunbar II
A short monograph   Tuesday, March 22, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

Celebrating Eat An Animal For PETA Day
How To Cook A Cat   Tuesday, March 15, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

All The Trouble At The Post Office
   Monday, March 14, 2005   By: Br'er Juan

Moore Breaking News
   Monday, January 24, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

Br'er Juan Leaves The Tar Babies
The first Br'er Juan tale   Wednesday, April 23, 2003   By: Juan Paxety

The Science Fiction Writer
The science fiction writer receives a message.   Friday, November 15, 2002   By: Juan Paxety

When Live Shots Go Bad, The Original Jacksonville Attack
   Tuesday, September 03, 2002   By: Juan Paxety

Live Shots Gone Bad
   Wednesday, August 28, 2002   By: Br'er Juan

A Review of Ken Layne's "Dot.Con"
Ken Layne has written the best diet book ever - guaranteed to make you laugh your butt off.   Tuesday, June 11, 2002   By: Juan Paxety

Morris Memories/Miseries
Folks who've done time in the TV news business always have funny war stories to tell. Lots of folks think the ones told about Fun41-TV in Macon, Georgia are among the funniest.   Tuesday, June 04, 2002   By: Br'er Juan

How Do I Tell If You're Crazy?
The man is standing alone, flapping his arms. His face is flushed, and he's perspiring. He's also talking loudly to no one visible. Is he crazy - or simply practicing a 21st Century ritual?   Friday, May 10, 2002   By: Br'er Juan

The Promise of A Future
A trip to the supermarket reveals a grumpy old man, an accomodating store manager, and the truth of Br'er Juan's future, a future missing milk and honey.   Wednesday, May 01, 2002   By: Br'er Juan

Camel Driver
Night on the Lower East Side of Ramallah. Yasser Arafat sits in a parked Mercedes hiding in the shadows.   Wednesday, April 03, 2002   By: Br'er Juan

The X-files Finale
The X-files closes shop at the end of this season. The final episode is revealed here.   Monday, February 04, 2002   By: Br'er Juan

San Marco Tales
Two tales from the outskirts of San Marco.   Thursday, October 25, 2001   By: Br'er Juan

A Call to Mom
TV Reporters are supposed to write stories as though they are having a telephone conversation with their mothers. If today's reporters talk to their mother's as they write news copy, this must be what a call sounds like.   Tuesday, December 21, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

Tales of Hurricane Preps
Hurricane Dennis threatens and the First Coast's finest folks and news teams grab their cliches and rush into action.   Saturday, August 28, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

A Full Moon Trilogy
Br'er Juan is tormented. Is it the space shuttle, customers, or the full moon?   Thursday, July 29, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

Godzilla Drops By the Copy Center
Terror stalks the aisles of Office Depot #433   Sunday, March 14, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

The Preacher Man
A minister of the Lord encounters the materialism of PVB.   Tuesday, February 09, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

It Ain't Mayberry
Davidson County Sheriff Gerald Hege says it ain't Mayberry and he ain't Andy.   Thursday, February 04, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

The Truth Is Out There
My first black helicopter.   Saturday, January 30, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

The Training Video
Watching a training video turns to mirth.   Tuesday, January 19, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

You Won't Believe What's Illegal
Illegal to warm up your car in cold weather? It is in The Bold New City of the South.   Friday, January 15, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

Lest We Forget
NFL misery = Atlanta Falcons   Sunday, January 10, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

Space Aliens are here. Yes, right here.   Saturday, January 09, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

Jackie's Birthday
A tale of Old South irony.   Wednesday, January 06, 1999   By: Br'er Juan

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