Archive for August 2009
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Teddy’s first day in Hell
After the required three days wasted in Purgatory, Senator Chappequiddick moved on to his reward.
Dead
40-years after he murdered an innocent woman, Senator Ted Kennedy is finally dead. He is truly one of the people responsible for many of this country’s woes. And true to his egotistical form, though he champions the people, he held on to his Senate seat until death even though he was too sick to actually [...]
Half-assed socialist RINO resigning
Cox radio stations in Florida are reporting that half-assed socialist RINO Mel Martinez is resigning his Senate seat. More to follow.
Mahone’s Friday night Follies
How Mahone spent Friday night.
Scott Speicher, R.I.P. – a long, tearful mystery finally solved
Captain Scott Speicher and three other pilots took off in their F/A-18s from the deck of the USS Saratoga. It was January 17, 1991, the first night of the Gulf War. As they flew their bombing mission over Iraq, one of the other pilots saw Speicher’s plane hit by anti-aircraft fire. He was assumed to be [...]
