What could be worse than socialized medicine: ask John Edwards. Edward’s Vision: Nanny State With A Gun John Edwards thinks he’s slicker than Penguin shit! This week, the sue-your-ass-off trial lawyer, former senator, and current presidential hopeful managed the near impossible: he made Hillary Care seem docile. This was not easy to do, considering that [...]
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Now officially dictators I was listening to NPR this morning (hey, they play classical music on Sunday morning), and I was shocked to hear something in a report on Mitt Romney’s campaign appearance in Miami. The reporter said that Romney was asked how he would deal with dictators in Latin America, dictators such as fidel [...]
Roswell The Event That Changed The World . . . well, at least a little bit, maybe Al Gore is an evil alien-human hybrid who intends to take over the planet and I have the proof! But wait . . . you all knew that already, so first, let’s talk about Roswell. Roswell. That one [...]
Threat against Mayport and area strip clubs The British newspaper Telegraph reports that 45 Muslim doctors are threatening to launch terrorist attacks against the United States – including right here in the home city of Paxety Pages. “The first target which will be penetrated by nine brothers is the naval base which gives shelter to [...]
Bombs and witches What’s with the news media these days? Have they completely lost all sense? On Friday, as the news was coming in about the two car bombs found in London, the media here was quickly announcing in strident tones “There is no connection to terrorism.” Now what sense does that possibly make? How [...]