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Cuban rocker arrested

Babalu has been all over the story of Gorki Aguila who has been arrested by Cuban authorities.

Free Gorki Aguila

Free Gorki Aguila

Gorki Aguila, leader of the band Porno Para Ricardo is being detained at the “La Quinta” police station. This Wednesday his father was finally able to see him and and confirmed that the musician was calm, until the authorities there began mistreating him psychologically by talking about his 11 year-old daughter. It is known that the police from said unit do not have Gorki’s file and, according them, they are only detaining him there to carry out their orders. Additionally there is no “instructor” (prosecutor?) in charge of the case and the representative of the unit does not possess any information with regards to Gorki Aguila. As a result the chief of the unit asked the family members to find an attorney and see the prosecutor’s office to find out about where Gorki’s case file is. The trial is scheduled for Friday August 29th.

Gorki is leader of the band Pornos Para Ricardo.

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fidel alive in England?

One of fidel’s most laughed at programs was developing a miniature cow so that Cubans could raise them on their farms destroyed by communism.  Now, the Telegraph reports that miniature cows are the rage in the UK.

It’s the little cow with a big future. Rising supermarket prices are persuading hundreds of families to turn their back gardens into mini-ranches stocked with miniature cattle.

Registrations of the most popular breed, the Dexter, have doubled since the millennium and websites are sprouting up offering “the world’s most efficient, cutest and tastiest cows”.

For between £200 and £2,000, people can buy a cow that stands no taller than a large German shepherd dog, gives 16 pints of milk a day that can be drunk unpasteurised, keeps the grass “mown” and will be a family pet for years before ending up in the freezer.

Funny how the cows were actually developed in a country that has a bit of freedom left, but not in fidel’s workers’ paradise.

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Republican VP selection

There’s been a lot of whining about who McCain should pick as VP.  Some say Biden was picked to be a pit bull. Others across the blogosphere say the mentioned Republican VP choices won’t stand up to hiim in debate.  The solution is easy.  Just pick Dick Cheney.  Heads will explode.

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Admission

I have to admit that I did not watch Teddy Kennedy, Caroline Kennedy or Michelle Obama last night.  I was not that bored. Maybe Mahone did.

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The race for president

Let me see if I understand this – the fewer homes you own, the more qualified you are to be president.  Let’s total them up.

John McCain – 7

Barack Obama – 1

Me – 0

Therefore I am most qualified to be president.  I promise that on my first day in office I will send Congress home.  Then I will arm one nuke, have the arming videoed, and put the video up on You Tube for everyone  to see.

Then I will sit down and do nothing.  Any female interns must be 21-years old. Or maybe 22.

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