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The race for president

Let me see if I understand this – the fewer homes you own, the more qualified you are to be president.  Let’s total them up.

John McCain – 7

Barack Obama – 1

Me – 0

Therefore I am most qualified to be president.  I promise that on my first day in office I will send Congress home.  Then I will arm one nuke, have the arming videoed, and put the video up on You Tube for everyone  to see.

Then I will sit down and do nothing.  Any female interns must be 21-years old. Or maybe 22.

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  • Mockinbird August 24, 2008, 8:43 pm

    Vote Paxety! He’s better than McCain and Obama combined! And he’s homeless!

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