Let me see if I understand this – the fewer homes you own, the more qualified you are to be president. Let’s total them up.
John McCain – 7
Barack Obama – 1
Me – 0
Therefore I am most qualified to be president. I promise that on my first day in office I will send Congress home. Then I will arm one nuke, have the arming videoed, and put the video up on You Tube for everyone to see.
Then I will sit down and do nothing. Any female interns must be 21-years old. Or maybe 22.