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In celebration of the ascendence of The Messiah and the beginning of Black History Month, we are proud to bring you the following announcement.

Honoring the president

Honoring the president

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  • Steve February 2, 2009, 12:59 pm

    nice smile wher horse

  • Mahone February 2, 2009, 1:22 pm

    Steve: Chairman O is smiling because he’s doing to us what stallions do to brood mares.

  • John Wayne February 2, 2009, 4:02 pm

    Pilgrim, I thought he’d wear one of Michelle’s dresses.

  • Mahone February 2, 2009, 4:16 pm

    Duke: buy the lawn jockey and you can dress it up any way you want.

  • japparappa February 2, 2009, 9:55 pm

    ur racist swine, wonder if the secret service know about you

  • Juan Paxety February 2, 2009, 10:04 pm

    japparappa, you should know that lawn jockeys play a very important part in the freedom of the slaves. They began as markers along the Underground Railroad, showing escaped slaves their way to freedom. Thus, the uncaring insensitivity displayed towards this ornament is unfounded.

  • Mahone February 2, 2009, 10:33 pm

    Japppaarappa, or whatever yo mamma named you. Your comment was completely unexpected and took me by complete surprise (snicker). BTW, rocket scientist, do you know the difference between racism, prejudice and bigotry? My guess is you’re clueless. But that doesn’t stop an intellectual whiz like you, does it. For the record, I am not a racist (One who believes in the inherent superiority of one race over another, and, by inference, the right of the superior race to rule the inferior race or races). I believe in treating people equal, and blacks are no exception to me. Do you think whites, Orientals, Polynesians, Hispanics and others can’t criticize someone because they’re black. Wrong. I am, however, quite bigoted against urban black American society, which has produced nothing but welfare leeches, brutal thugs, dead beats supported by society, and obnoxious people who go around broadcasting rap with the bass cranked to 150 decibels. No, I don’t like them at all, nor want to support them or their leader, Chairman O. Personally, I think a culture of aboriginal headhunters would make better citizens than the average black ghettoite. At least jungle people know how to hunt and care for themselves, and don’t slaughter each other, rob, rape, kill and generally vex each other and their neighbors (though they have been known to capture neighboring tribes and sell them into slavery). But, hey, black on black crime is generally ignored, right? it’s all whitey, even Rev Wright says so.
    And just being (half)black does not put Chairman O above a little satire. I don’t like the dude, dig. So, if you don’t like it, that’s life in a free society. You do like freedom, don’t you? Meanwhile, I guess you’re busy mugging and beefing wid someone who dissed you after you “borrowed” (loaned in white parlance) dhem some bail money and they didn’t pay you back, or ‘called you out yo name’. Well, what are you waiting for? Go out and shoot someone.

  • Bobbo February 3, 2009, 2:30 pm

    Tried to order but link doesn’t work. Damn commies.

  • Mahone February 3, 2009, 7:34 pm

    Bobbo: Yes, our servor has been temporarily diabled by the secret service. Our lawyer, Myron Horashitz, is currently looking into the matter for us. But, ah, you can send us a cashier’s check, payable to Mahone Dunbar, and we’ll reserve one for you. Promise.

  • GUYK February 3, 2009, 11:35 pm

    I hope you are keeping that gun loaded Mahone! The PC police will come for you when they find out I shoot back!

  • Mahone February 4, 2009, 2:05 am

    GUYK: Indeed I am. If you see me walking down the street, I’ll be packing at least my Smith 9.mm (flat and concealable, but packs a whallup), or, in winter with bulkier clothing, I’ll have my Ruger .357 within easy reach. When traveling, it’s a Ruger nine with extra capacity clip. And the wife has given me permission to purchase an AK for home protection. Not to worry, as long as I see them coming, I’m fine.

  • Joan February 4, 2009, 2:03 pm

    I should have known u racists would be at it again. Disgusting.

  • Mahone February 4, 2009, 2:13 pm

    Joan: And so like you to have things bass ackwards: the racist (or bigots) are the ones who voted for Chairman O simply because of his skin color.

  • Kim in Alaska February 4, 2009, 6:54 pm

    Joan: You need a stiff drink to kill all them bugs up your ass. Get a sense of humor, will ya?

  • Kim in Alaska February 4, 2009, 6:57 pm

    Mahone: Once again, that was hysterical! Thanks for the laughs. Hey, I’ve been wondering if the O’s got a dog yet. Maybe a Lhasa Oprah? heh heh

  • Mahone February 4, 2009, 7:19 pm

    Kim: I strongly suspect dem bugs ain’t just up Joan’s ass. She probably has to get the carpet steam cleaned regularly. Do you think she majored in Native American Pottery in college, with a minor in Sociology?

    A Lhasa Oprah . . . you’re an evil girl. I like it.

    PS, I have a blog, with photo, of Oprah visitng South Africa somewhere in the archives — if Juan’s not too lazy to dig it up. Ck. back here for the address.

  • Juan Paxety February 4, 2009, 7:32 pm

    Laziness is not the problem – I’m beset by requests to correct the spelling in Mahone’s posts, and to find things easily found through those commies at google, such as the aforesaid Oprah piece

  • Kim in Alaska February 4, 2009, 7:38 pm

    You know, someone did call me evil the other day. Seems my bumper sticker didn’t sit too well with this person.

    Did I tell you about my bumper sticker? It’s:

    I neutered the cat.
    Now he’s a Liberal.


  • Kim in Alaska February 4, 2009, 7:43 pm

    I clicked on the link, but it doesn’t do anything. I’ll try again later.

  • Mahone February 4, 2009, 9:36 pm

    Kim: Cats are actually conservative: that don’t like that to happen which has not happened before. (Actually, they’re die-hard Liberatarians; one of my cats has read Atlas Shrugged three times.)

  • Kim in Alaska February 4, 2009, 9:42 pm

    I still can’t get that darn link to work!

  • Mahone February 4, 2009, 10:20 pm

    Kim: this should do it. Got me there.

  • Kim in Alaska February 9, 2009, 6:43 pm

    I finally got there. You are whacked!

  • Mahone February 9, 2009, 6:59 pm

    That’s exactly the same thing Oprah’s lawyer said.

  • Kim in Alaska February 12, 2009, 6:24 pm

    Ok. I come here for my daily fix! The lawn jockey was funny as hell, but now I need a new one. Chop chop!

  • Juan Paxety February 13, 2009, 10:04 pm

    He’s had a good idea – I’m trying to get him to get to work on it.

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