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Breathtakingly Dumb Quotes
Tuesday, September 12, 2006   By: Mahone Dunbar

Sounds like an excuse

Our winner this week is: Brad Pitt, for generating the following: 

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

Carried away in a rhetorical flourish, and filled with compassion for himself for being such a deeply compassionate being, Pitt went on to say . . . "when geese can marry ducks, when cats can marry dogs, when sister can marry brother, when invertebrates can marry vertebrates, when carnivores can marry herbivores, when syndactyls can marry synagogues, when polydactyls can marry pterodactyls, when NAMBLA members can marry Barney's friends, when . . . " At this point, your Paxety Pages reporter turned off his tape recorder and left to find the nearest bar.


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