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		<title>Did Obama announce the end of used cars?</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2009/06/02/did-obama-announce-the-end-of-used-cars/</link>
		<comments>http://paxety.com/2009/06/02/did-obama-announce-the-end-of-used-cars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan Paxety</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In his speech about the GM bankruptcy yesterday, President Barack Obama (from the New York Times) said: And that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m calling on Congress to pass fleet modernization legislation that can provide a credit to consumers who turn in old cars and purchase cleaner, more fuel-efficient cars. (emphasis added) Turn in old cars.  It&#8217;s long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Florida TaxWatch hacks Governor&#8217;s state budget &#8211; too much spending</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2009/02/23/florida-taxwatch-hacks-governors-state-budget-too-much-spending/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan Paxety</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Governor Charlie Crist (RR) appearing on Meet The Press to support President Obama&#8217;s spendulus bill, Florida TaxWatch hacks the Governor&#8217;s budget: TALLAHASSEE &#8211; Florida TaxWatch has just released a Budget Watch report on the Governor&#8217;s recommended budget. In addition to providing highlights of the budget items, the report analyzes the implications of the Governor&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lining up at the trough</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2009/02/19/lining-up-at-the-trough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan Paxety</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s what Governor Charlie Crist (RR-Fl) had to say about the latest looting of our pocketbooks “At a time when Florida is facing historic economic challenges mirrored across the country, these federal stimulus dollars will help Florida meet critical needs in education, transportation and Medicaid. Now more than ever, we need to invest in these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crist joins Chris and the 37% &#8211; leg tingles sure to follow</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2009/02/05/crist-joins-chris-and-the-37/</link>
		<comments>http://paxety.com/2009/02/05/crist-joins-chris-and-the-37/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan Paxety</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://paxety.com/?p=578</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rasmussen reports that support for the Obama/Pelosi/Reed bailout bill has fallen to 37%.  Now Florida Governor Charlie Crist, a reputed Republican, sends out an email in which he not only admits he&#8217;s part of the 37%, but that he&#8217;s in bed with Chris Matthews. Dear Friend, This week I joined 18 fellow governors from around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Open letter to President Obama</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2009/01/20/open-letter-to-president-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan Paxety</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear President Obama: You&#8217;ve said that you plan to save or create 3-million jobs.  It&#8217;s too late to save mine.  At the end of the summer, Tropical Storm Fay tore through northeast Florida and destroyed my boss&#8217;s house.  By October, she could no longer continue as she had, so she had to eliminate my job. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mahone Predicts:  The three biggest stories of 2009</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2009/01/04/mahone-predicts-the-tree-biggest-stories-of-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://paxety.com/2009/01/04/mahone-predicts-the-tree-biggest-stories-of-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mahone Dunbar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Princess Caroline Killed! While visiting a New York public school to ingratiate herself with the electorate by demonstrating her love for the ‘little people,&#8217; Caroline Kennedy is kidnaped, killed, eviscerated, barbequed and eaten by a group of Haitian immigrants who believe that by consuming someone they will share their traits, i.e., in this instance, the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>Juice in the calaboose</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2008/12/06/546/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mahone Dunbar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sentenced this week to prison on an armed robbery charge, O.J. Simpson appeared resigned to his fate as he bravely prepared himself with the accessories he would need to survive long term &#8216;jailing.&#8217;]]></description>
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		<title>Jacko announces conversion</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2008/11/24/533/</link>
		<comments>http://paxety.com/2008/11/24/533/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mahone Dunbar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, announced his official conversion to the religion of Islam. Michael told reporters that, &#8220;Allah has promised me a new nose. That’s so sweet (giggle).&#8221; When contacted in California, where he was busy promoting a new kosher wine called My Father’s Vineyard, and asked to respond to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Visions Of The Coming Obamalypse</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2008/10/29/visions-of-the-coming-obamalypse/</link>
		<comments>http://paxety.com/2008/10/29/visions-of-the-coming-obamalypse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mahone Dunbar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I had the opportunity of spending an hour or so of quality time with a professional sadist. &#8220;You won’t feel a thing,&#8221; he snickered, picking up one heavy gauge hypodermic needle, which he regarded disdainfully before replacing it on the tray and picking up a bigger, longer needle. I had originally procured Dentist X’s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Obamaratu</title>
		<link>http://paxety.com/2008/10/05/obamaratu/</link>
		<comments>http://paxety.com/2008/10/05/obamaratu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mahone Dunbar</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://paxety.com/?p=513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Get ready for the horror!]]></description>
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