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Alberto Sick of this already. I woke up this morning to the sound of wind and rain. Should I get up and look at the palms doing their hurricane dance? No, I saw enough of that over the last couple of years. Then my radio began making funny noises - tones of various frequencies. Then the horrible voiceover from the National Weather Service. Can't they get these guys a decent mic and teach them to use it? A tornado had been spotted at Sawgrass heading north toward Jacksonville Beach and Mayport. It was expected to pass through Jax Beach at 3:50 and be in Mayport by 3:55. I rolled over and looked at the clock. 4:01. Thanks NWS. We returned to regular programming. George Noory was talking with Wayne Herschel about his theory that the earth was populated by descendents of space travelers who landed here 10,000 years ago. As George said, Adam and Eve were space aliens. It was a good thing I was awake. A caller telephoned to let us all know about his experience of a couple of days ago. He was having an out-of-body experience and was flying past the moon when he was grabbed by an Entity. The Entity threw him back to earth and into his body, then told the caller that he had better stop flying around like that. The Entity revealed that the earth was a rehabilitation and reeducation planet, and we had all been sent here to mend out ways so we could rejoin the Interstellar Community. Don't say you haven't been warned. In the meantime, I'm just sick of rain. |
