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Jacko Dumps Jesus
Thursday, December 08, 2005   By: Mahone Dunbar

Michael moves to Bahrain

Jacko dumps Jesus, Moves In With New Main Squeeze, Allah!

Theologians Around The World In State Of Shock

 Michael Jackson celebrates his conversion to Islam by entertaining members of Bahrain’s
Free Baghdad Suicide-Bombers Squad.

PPI–Mahone Dunbar

Having survived charges of child molestation a second time, entertainer Michael Jackson is tired of legal fees, tired of America, tired of being unappreciated by the West, and tired of living in a culture with severe legal strictures on moral behavior.

Jackson, the former black singer-dancer who moon-walked his way into the hearts of millions, and who has been living in Bahrain since his acquittal on the most recent charges, announced this week that he would express his gratitude to his hosts by building a state-of-the-art mosque next to his palace in Manama, the capital of Bahrain.

This move strongly supports rumors that Jackson has converted to Islam - a move made by his brother Jermaine in the 1990's. According to Jermaine, Michael has been interested in and studying Islam for quite some time. Michael was invited to Bahrain as the guest of Prince Al Waleed bin Talal and the Bahraini royal family. Referring to the prince of Bahrain, Michael said, "The prince is so nice. I have two sons named Prince, you know; Prince I and Prince II."

Jermaine's view of Islam has been a big influence on Michael’s decision to embrace the religion of peace. In a recent trip to the Gulf region, where he spoke at mosques and Islamic universities in an attempt to promote understanding between Muslims and his fellow Americans, Jermaine said "I think Muslims have become the new Negroes in America . . . "

When contacted by this Paxety correspondent and asked to expand on his ‘Muslims as the new Negro comments,’ Jermaine clarified by saying, "Hey, back off, honky! I'm only speaking metaphorically, here; it don't mean we'll come to your house and shine your shoes, or pick your cotton. Besides, who is more of a new Negro than Michael. You ain't seen nothing like him before, I'll guarantee ," and then hung up.

Michael apparently thinks his building of the mosque will cement his relationship with the Islamic culture. In addition to helping Bahrain’s religious needs, Jackson has also announced his intention to form an organization to help troubled youth and teens in Bahrain, called Michael’s Occidental Love Empire (for) Stigmatized Teens. Though details haven't been announced yet, it is rumored that Michael will personally oversee the running of this ‘big-brother’ type organization.

When asked if he thought Jackson would fit into the Islamic culture of Bahrain, Prince Talal said, "Of course. He fits in perfectly. He’s filthy rich, his children already wear veils, he has a special fondness for kids, he doesn't like Western culture anymore, and he hates Jews."

In a related item–overlooked by the mainstream press in the wake of the news of Michael’s move to Islam--Paxety Pages received a press release from Tito Jackson, one of the lessor known and least-publicized of the Jackson Five brothers, announcing his conversion to Scientology and his intention to donate one-hundred-and-fifty dollars to the L. Ron Hubbard memorial fund.


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