Archive for January 2009
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Open letter to President Obama
Dear President Obama: You’ve said that you plan to save or create 3-million jobs. It’s too late to save mine. At the end of the summer, Tropical Storm Fay tore through northeast Florida and destroyed my boss’s house. By October, she could no longer continue as she had, so she had to eliminate my job. [...]
Mahone Predicts: The three biggest stories of 2009
Princess Caroline Killed! While visiting a New York public school to ingratiate herself with the electorate by demonstrating her love for the ‘little people,’ Caroline Kennedy is kidnaped, killed, eviscerated, barbequed and eaten by a group of Haitian immigrants who believe that by consuming someone they will share their traits, i.e., in this instance, the [...]
